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  • Naruto: That's it, bastard. I'm going to BANG YOUR ASS.
  • Sasuke: You're going to what?
  • Naruto: BANG YOUR ASS!
  • Sasuke: Dobe, do you hear yourself when you talk?
  • Naruto: You know, I think I meant "kick."
  • Naruto: It was like halfway out of my mouth and I went, "Ooh, that could be taken the wrong way." But I totally meant "kick."
  • Naruto: Like, beat on you. Beat myself on you. No, that's not it. Get off- Jerk- Uh...
  • Sasuke: Stop. I get it, I get what you mean. Just, please stop talking.
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kinghmakoto-blog:

Remember the day we had our first mission and I failed?
I thought you’d get angry,
But you didn’t.

Remember the day you almost died because of me?
I thought you’d blame me,
But you didn’t.

Remember the day we had our first serious fight?
I thought you’d kill me,
But you didn’t.

Remember the day I begged you not to cut our bond?
I thought you’d ridicule me,
But you didn’t.

Remember the day I told you I’d die with you?
I thought you’d laugh at me,
But you didn’t.

Yes, there were lots of things you didn’t do,
But you saw me, you put up with me,
You accepted me, you loved me.

So this time around, I thought I’d make up to all the years we’ve lost
Once you come back home,
But you didn’t.

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  • [during sex]
  • Hinata: NARUTO!
  • Naruto: SASUKE!
  • Hinata: ...
  • Naruto: ...
  • Hinata: ...
  • Naruto: I can explain
  • Naruto: It's a habit
  • Hinata: What?
  • Naruto: No, wait. What I mean is- the only person who shouts my name like that is Sasuke and I usually shout his name too, like, when we fight
  • Hinata: Why?
  • Naruto: I don't know. It's kind of our thing. We've been doing it for years.
  • Naruto: Well, not doing IT, you know, not like we just did. But that name thing, 'it.' I'm not in love with him, I swear! At least, not the same way I'm in love with you.
  • Hinata: Naruto
  • Naruto: I mean, we only kissed once, and it was totally an accident.
  • Hinata: Naruto
  • Naruto: Or, twice, unless you count that other time-
  • Hinata: NARUTO!
  • Naruto: SASUK- Hinata, I meant to say Hinata, see? It's like a reflex.
  • Hinata: Go sleep on the couch while I think about this relationship.
  • Naruto: Fine, but can I ask you something?
  • Hinata: *hopeful* Yes?
  • Naruto: By 'this relationship,' did you mean yours and mine or mine and Sasuke's?
  • Hinata: Get out.
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